Someone come cuddle and watch Beetlejuice with me.

It was only in the first few years that she felt herself screaming silently, at times, for a glimpse of human ability, a single glimpse of clean, hard, radiant competence. She had fits of tortured longing for a friend or an enemy with a mind better than her own. But the longing passed. She had a job to do. She did not have time to feel pain; not often.

Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand

Where as yesterday I was feeling amazing even though I was beyond exhausted, today I am walking death. I apologize for those who have to glimpse my face today.

Someone please kiss me like Danny Castellano.

Configuring windows? You’re brand new! What is there to configure?!?!?

Configuring windows? You’re brand new! What is there to configure?!?!?

Holy tits, guys, I am in one fucking good mood today. I get to pick up my new computer after work, my co-worker lent me Bioshock and Bioshock Infinite, and it’s boys day at work!!! (I have been named an honorary one of the boyz). 😊

Anonymous asked
You are sooooo sexy.

Why thanks anon! 😊