I am only four episodes into Brooklyn Nine Nine and have somehow fallen in love with Andy Sandberg. Oh dear.

cumberbuddy:

gvacamolly:

petitbear:

skittleoakley:

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

When he says “really” ;’)

Never leave this un-reblogged

What a dear human being he is. 

Never not reblog.

(Source: skttle)

Elizabeth’s Father: “This is the path you’ve chosen, after all, he is a blacksmith.”

Elizabeth: “No, he’s a pirate.”

Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

ovtlinxs:

cravist:

explisist:

bitterarab:

Damn.

*standing ovation*

THIS

more here


Him: stop apologizing before every time you speak in class.Me: ummm pardon?Him: Every time you go talk you apologize first. You don’t speak up often, but when you do, it’s intelligent and a valuable contribution to the class. You should never have to apologize for that.

ovtlinxs:

cravist:

explisist:

bitterarab:

Damn.

*standing ovation*

THIS

more here

Him: stop apologizing before every time you speak in class.

Me: ummm pardon?

Him: Every time you go talk you apologize first. You don’t speak up often, but when you do, it’s intelligent and a valuable contribution to the class. You should never have to apologize for that.

Will: “This is either madness or brilliance.”

Jack: “It’s remarkable how often those two traits coincide.”

Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

Anonymous asked
whats your fav sexposition?

Mmm don’t think I’ll be giving that information to an anon.